A family of raccoons raided the coop in the middle of the night.
Eenie and Moe didn't make it.
So this is a simulator built to answer the question that comes after it: how many chickens would it have taken?
Roosters
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0.0s
Standby
Raccoons
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Current Champion
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0 kills
for Eenie & Moe
Call it
Locks when the countdown ends
Enjoyed the carnage?
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How this works
You don't just watch it. You run the farm while it happens.
War chest
Points build the whole fight. Spend them on the chips along the bottom to
call animals in mid-battle — guinea fowl are cheap noise, a bull costs
most of what you'll ever hold. You get four or five packets a match, so
what you skip matters as much as what you buy.
1 Horn
Everything on your side swings 35% faster and hits 15% harder for six
seconds. Tempo. Use it when the lines are already locked and you want to
win the exchange.
2 Feed
Drops a pile mid-field. Birds break off and converge on it, and your
whole side stops routing for seven seconds. It's a rally and a regroup at
once — the answer to a collapse.
3 Light
Predators do 45% less damage and swing 35% slower for five seconds —
but only in the dark. In daylight it manages about a third of that, because
that is what switching on a floodlight at noon is worth. The night coop is
where it earns its cooldown.
Call it
Pick a side on the matchup card. It locks when the countdown hits zero
and the verdict tells you whether you were right. Most people are confident
and wrong.
Camera
Drag to look around, pinch or scroll to zoom. Auto Cam hands it back to
the director, which follows the front of the flock and then the clash.
Copy link
Every fight has a seed. The link on the verdict card replays that exact
battle for anyone who opens it — same spawns, same result. That's how you
make someone argue with you about it.
R B H
Reel crops to 9:16 for video. Blood is off by default and toggles on.
H hides the interface for a clean recording. Space starts a fight.
0war chest
Chickens vs Raccoons v1.0
You call the farm in during the fight — the war chest fills
while the birds hold the line.